So we left of at Dahvie and Jayy at The Cool Cats Bar
where Dahvie met a girl named Shelly.
"Do you want to come home with me?" Dahvie asks
"Not drunk enough,but yeah sure lets go"
"Okay. Who's driving?"
"If you ask like that, we're taking a cab."
So Shelly and Dahvie waved down a cab and went back to
So after a couple more drinks, well, "things" started
*20 minutes later*:
"Want some more?"
"YES!" Shelly yells
"Woah, I meant alcohol."
"That too" Winks at Dahvie
"Oh, um, I'll go get the alcohol." Dahvie walks away
to find it.....Comes back with glasses.
"For you" hands Shelly a glass "And lets continue
what we were doing"
*5-ish minutes later*:
Jayy walks into Dahvie's house.
"Hey Dahvie I'm- oh dear god not again"
Dahvie and Shelly take no notice in Jayy and are
still 'doing it'.
"Oh, hi Jayy. This is Shelly." *motions to girl underneath
him* "And Shelly this is Jayy."
"Uh, I have to go. I just remembered to, uh,
feed my cat" says Shelly as she's grabbing her
things and gets dressed.
"Sorry I didn't-"
"Why does this ALWAYS happen to me?" says Dahvie interrupting
"Oh so you mean to say this always happend?"
"Well, uh,yeah but-"
Shelly walks out and angrily slams the door behind
her. Dahvie turns to Jayy, who is casually drinking
"Why not?" Jayy grabs his cowboy hat. "Get on all
"But Jayy..." complains Dahvie
"That's Sheriff Jayy to you, horsie." Gets on Dahvie
and tides him like a horse.
"I hate my life"