So we left off at Jayy and Dahvie deciding what bar to
go to that night, and party it up!!
"What time are we going?" Dahvie asks.
"Whatever doesn't matter"
"Good I'll go do my hair. It's starting to annoy me."
"Have fun. See you later, pick me up at 9."
Dahvie walks over to his washroom to do his hair and
Jayy leaves. While picking up his straightener he
"OH MY F---ING GOD!!" Dahvie yells in
Offended he puts a Hello Kitty band-aid on his
finger and straightens his hair and whatever else he
does to pimp his hair.
Afterwards he put on his guy-liner but he
kind of missed his eyelid and poked himself in the
eye with a sharp eyeliner pencil.
"WHY IS EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENING TODAY!
I THINK I HAD SEX WITH JAYY, MY F---ING
STRAIGHTENER AND MAKE-UP DISAPPEAR, I
BURN MYSELF AND NOW I POKE MYSELF IN
THE EYE WITH MY F---ING GUY-LINER!!"
Screams Dahvie at the top of his lungs, loud
enough to disturb even the people who live
across the street. Birds even flew away from
"I go through all this in one day and it's only
6:30PM! The day isn't over there's partying
to be done!!" thought Dahvie as he did his
make-up in an angry-type fashion.
2 and a half hours later Dahvie goes and picks
up Jayy and they go to the "Dancing Hoes Bar" (just
joking around) it was really "The Cool Cats
"Wanna get drinks?"
"Duh! I'm there man!"
A couple shots later....
Dahvie goes up to a pretty girl.
"Want me to buy you something,sweetie?"
Dahvie gets drinks and comes back.
"Thanks, what's your name?"
"Dahvie. Dahvie F---ing Vanity. What's yours?"
"Well then Shelly wanna come home with me?"